45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeThe Worst Part About Police Kettles is How Utterly Boring They Are.Kettles somehow make getting arrested about as exciting as waiting in line at the DMV. Over the course of hours, police take a unified…Mar 13, 2021Mar 13, 2021
45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeThe Feds are coming to your city. The Parachutes will follow.National news outlets want the sexy police-state footage that street-level journalists risk their lives to obtain.Jul 31, 20202Jul 31, 20202
45th Parallel Absurdist BrigadeWhy are Portland Protesters being taken into Federal custody?Since federal LEOs were out in force last night, and repeatedly bull-rushed protesters with no warning, while armed with m-4 carbines…Jul 7, 20201Jul 7, 20201